When I'm not able to believe how unbelievably unbelievable...

That you believe you could not be leaveable...

That's when I have to say...

WWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWW

Well, Newgrounds, my summer has been continuing state of dullness and monotony, and few things have happened over the course of... well... since I made my last news post, which was in October of last year, which really shows, beyond words, how uneventful it's been lately. I'm predicting that none of you really care as to how I've been doing, but out of sheer boredom, I present to you a list of everything slightly notable that has gone on since October 30th (these events are in no particular order, other than as how they were chronologically thought of to list):

1. I purchased "Super Smash Bros. Brawl", and it is amazing as we all thought it would be.

2. I saw a bootleg version of "The Dark Knight", and even though watching it was a dreadful experience, it was a damn good movie (Ledger's Joker was surprisingly well done, though I wish he would have incorporated a more humorous aspect to the Joker's personality).

3. I now have an 80 GB iPod Classic; even if 80 GB is far more than I will ever need, I love the thing! As a side note of that, my musical library has hit an all-time high of 350 songs, which I am well aware is but a minuscule amount to some of you music-lovers who stow away thousands of songs onto your computers.

4. Mentally, I've been overwhelmed with pressure from school work and other issues that has led me to develop an obsession with escapism and surrealism, and anything that can at least simulate the feeling of leaving this awful, reality nonsense; I think I may be driving myself insane... slowly.

5. I've become fans of the bands Hole and The Smashing Pumpkins. Though I'm not a huge fan of any of them, they've still provided some fun over the past months, and even an interest in feminism via Courtney Love's angst-ridden lyrics, which I do rather like.

6. I'm just beginning to read the beautifully taboo novel , that is, "Lolita", and so far, Nabokov's expansive knowledge of the English vocabulary is proving to be rather overwhelming, but still readable. I read somewhere that Nabokov later tried to translate the book into his native language of Russian, and was displeased; to quote the man himself, "Alas, that 'wonderful Russian language' which, I imagined, still awaits me somewhere, which blooms like a faithful spring behind the locked gate to which I, after so many years, still possess the key, turned out to be non-existent, and there is nothing beyond that gate, except for some burned out stumps and hopeless autumnal emptiness, and the key in my hand looks rather like a lock pick" (I got that straight from Wikipedia, so I'm assuming that it's accurate). I was interested in the book after seeing the 1997 film adaption, which I adore (I beg you people to go and see it anyway you can)!

7. It was also my birthday last month ... yayyyyyy ... nah, it was pretty fucking boring.

8. (Edit: August, 13) I saw Fight Club, and I absolutely loved it!!! It was just amazing; brilliant effects, brilliant characters, brilliant story ... one of my favorite movies of all-time!

That about sums up everything I could think of...

Oh, and I wanted to mention: WHEN IS THE NG CHAT GOING TO BE READY, YOU BASTARDS!?

Also, I hope you all enjoy this completely unrelated picture of Marilyn Manson... I also hope it scares the shit out of you...

Well, I looked at some of my older reviews and noticed something- not only was I an incredibly cruel rater but I also sounded like a complete dumbfuck when reviewing these flashes...WHAT THE HELL WAS I THINKING! Well lets go through a few of my reviews.

1. ultimate flash sonic- Well, not much to say. I gave it a 5, playing it again I relaize it was an amazing remake of Sonic Advance and deserved much better than a mediocre score.
2. The Maxwell Edison Story- I originally gave this one a 5 as well, because I hated the song and found it to be very odd. Well, looking back the song is fine, and the animation is pretty funny.
3.Ethan- I checked this drug trip of a flash out again and originally I gave this a 5 too. Whats with all the 5s. Well, in the review I said the alien's girl ass was so cute, like I was staring at hentai or something. When I saw the flash again I was thinking "Are you fucking me, I thought that was hot". Well, that flash truly amazes me and it deserves more than a 5.
4.Ball Revamped 4- WHAT THE FUCK WAS I THINKING GIVING THIS A 5. WHY DID I GIVE EVERYTHING A 5. THIS ONE OF THE BEST GAMES EVER MADE AND I GAVE IT A GOD DAMN 5. Sorry, I'm appalled at myself.
5. wpnFire- This is a great stick shooter that is tons of fun and very well made. But sadly, I gave this a 3! Yes, even less than the 5s I apparently was so fond of. I apologize greatly for this one.

Well that's about it. I still have pretty high expectations for flash, but damn, I'm definitely lightening up after seeing these. So please people, completely disregard any of my first 28 reviews (well, thats all of them right now, but if I ever make more, take them seriously). Actually I had 29, but it got deleted, I forget what it was but I remember it was the only that ever got a response. Well, some of my reviews wernt so bad but whatever...

Yup! Sonic's in Brawl! I was starting to get worried that he wasn't going to make it, but my doubts were completely obliterated! This is indeed great news! So what do you guys think of Sonic's inclusion in this magnificent game? So, I feel happy, also here's a list of other characters that I think should be in that have not been confirmed yet:

Bowser Jr. (and Shadow Mario as a transformation)- Mario series
King K. Rool- Donkey Kong series
Wolf Link & Midna for a transformation for Link- Zelda series
Vaati- Zelda series
Zant- Zelda series
Dark Samus- Metroid series
Wolf- StarFox series
Krystal- StarFox series
Issac- Golden Sun series
and Mega Man- Mega Man series

Also I think some characters that should be taken out are:

Dr. Mario
Young Link
Pichu
Ness

They're all useless clones, well maybe not Ness but I wanted him out ever since Lucas was revealed to be in...Ness would be a useless clone if he was in with Lucas.

But for the bad news I think we all heard that, yes, Smash has been delayed all the way from December 3rd to FEBRUARY 10th. Yeah, I don't want to wait either, I feel depressed. Well five months to go until Brawl, have fun waiting people!

I think it looks a lot better do you agree NG? The original sig was made by MadCow, then I added the third Ganondorf, it looked like crap. But then I redid it again with a different Ganondorf pic and it looked even worse. Well I kept the pic but redid it again and now it looks nice: here is a pic, the old one is on top, new one is on the bottom. So what do you think NG?

Well I made a new banner in FireWorks (the last one was made in Gimp which I suck at)! How do you like it everyone? I didn't do the greatest job cutting out those images but I think its an improvement over the last one. Heres a pic of my old banner for comparison....

I'm lovin the look of this new design. And I just felt like posting a comment on my new profile, just to see what it looked like. They level icons are AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh, and where the hell is P-Bot, A-Bot is in the Audio Portal, but in the Flash Portal it looks like Pico and friends kicked him out- he's not there; that pisses me off....oh and yes, I know my banner sucks.